COCKTAILS
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To make the
cocktails we serve at Shifty’s you will need:
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Something
to mix them in i.e. a beaker with a tight
lid
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Something
to drink them from i.e. a range of snazzy
glasses
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Accessories
– straws, stirrers, umbrellas, sparklers
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INGREDIENTS
All the ingredients are available from either
Supermarkets or Off licences
Fruit Juices
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Grapefruit
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Orange
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Pineapple
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Lemon
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Apple
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Sparkling Grape
Cordials
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Blackcurrant
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Orange
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Lemon
Mixers
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Lemonade
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Cola
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Tonic
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Bitter Lemon
Syrups
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Grenadine (Red)
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Menthol (Green)
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Please be
careful – don’t shake too hard – the ingredients
can be a bit explosive!!
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DELBOY
SPECIAL
Sweet and Fruity taste
Shake gently three quarters lemonade with one
quarter pineapple juice and add a dash of
grenadine. Serve with umbrella and straw
KNEE TREMBLER
Sweet orange taste
Dip the rim of a
champagne glass into a saucer of lemon juice and
then a saucer of sugar
Half-fill with
orange juice then top up with sparkling grape juice
MUD–
Strange taste
Shake together a
third of mixed pineapple and orange juice with a
dash of menthol and two thirds cola.
Serve in a long
straight glass with a plastic stirrer.
HEADBANGER Sharp
taste
Pour into a
tumbler half bitter lemon and half tonic water and
add a dash of menthol. Decorate with a cherry on a
stick
SHIFTY’S SHOCK!
Weird and fizzy taste
Into a long straight
glass pour small equal amounts of blackcurrant,
lemon and orange cordial up to a quarter of the
glass. Top up with lemonade.
Decorate with
sparkler and a straw
ALCOHOL HEALTH WARNING
Due to increased product liability litigation, alcohol
manufacturers have accepted the medical Association’s
suggestion that warning labels be placed immediately on
all alcohol containers/bottles.
WARNING:
consumption
of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
an idiot
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story over and over again until your friends want
TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may cause you to thayshings like
thish
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-friends are really dying for you to telephone them at
4am in the morning
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may make you thank you can
logically converse with the other sex without spitting
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you
are invisible
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes
large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
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